There’s a town in France with a name similar to my surname. Apparently it’s completely unrelated, and mine is an Irish name.
37.5% Irish
25% Russian
12.5% German
12.5% Polish
6.25% Lithuanian
6.25% British
How much of a nationality do you have to be to make jokes about it (a la Seinfeld’s ‘converting for the jokes’)? I don’t know any Lithuanian jokes, but there’s got to be something good there. Not sure if 6.25% is enough.